A Panda walks into a bar, sat down and asked the bartender for a drink. After getting his drink, the panda proceeds to take out a gun and shoots everyone in the bar. Then, the panda proceeds to leave. The bartender was shocked but didn't hesitate to ask, '' Hey! Whats you're big idea? First you shoot everyone and scared potential customers away, now you are leaving without paying your bill!'' The panda replied,'' That's what i do! Check it up in the dictionary!.'' Puzzled, the bartender went to check the dictionary.
Panda: Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats shoots and leaves.
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